do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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