you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We don't watch enough power rangers
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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