Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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