Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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