theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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