I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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