Do you still have your period?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think I sprained my soul last night
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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