There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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