i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
