Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Randomize
