please come you make the beer taste better
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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