3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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