My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's shark week go big or go home
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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