Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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