I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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