I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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