This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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