I bet he comes in French.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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