i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
P.S. I can't hear my feet
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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