do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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