so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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