Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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