Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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