Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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