idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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