And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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