its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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