Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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