ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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