i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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