Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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