YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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