So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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