So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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