school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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