You're completely useless in the revolution.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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