Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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