Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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