Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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