walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
How external is "for external use only"?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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