I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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