Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
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