girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
