I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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