Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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