I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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