Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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