Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Terrible idea I love it
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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