Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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