I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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