Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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