So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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