How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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